January 5, 2010
A Ver(r)y Merry New Year!
Now on to the important stuff, like if you going to keep your New Years resolution tuh stop cuffin dong four doubles on the way to work every morning whilst complaining bitterly about the gas pains you get from dieting vigorously.
I am very proud of myself, because instead of arguing about the futility of making resolutions and the calling them silliness simply to avoid having to expend the energy to think them up, I made a list. I am also proud to say that on this, the fifth day of the year, I have more or less been quite successful. (They might as well bring me some joy, even if it is but for a fleeting moment).
Let me share them with you:
1. Loose the flubber (Originality right here with this one)
2. Find a real job (No Comment)
3. Love Unconditionally (This one is exceptionally hard as I must frequently restrain myself from cussin the asshole driver who jes bad drive me and nod and smile instead) 4. Write more (Which works out well because I get to spend more time with you)
The only thing not on this list is #5 Heal the world and #6 Make it a better place, so I'm pretty excited about the global karma I'll be racking up with these things.
And in closing, I'd like to say, much love from yuh gyul, and it being cah-nee-vahl and all, if yuh see mih in de street wit mih bumper low to de ground... is either yuh join mih, or avert yuh eyes, cuz dis is a epic reunion five years in de making and Cosquelle is my middle name... aks mih modda.
Labels: Carnival, Costume, health, Love, New Year, Peace on Earth
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